Top Tweets of the Week: Dec. 29-Jan. 4

By Meredith Hirt February 6, 2015

Happy New Year! I hope you had a lovely, long holiday season. Have you made any resolutions for 2015? Mine include cutting back on online shopping and ordering fewer meals from Seamless. I also agree with many of the resolutions made by kids in @MommyNearest's posts—I'll definitely work on being less grumpy in the morning!

Baby toes and @BabyLegs. Love. http://t.co/0SD8mnvHZa — Amiyrah Martin (@AmiyrahMartin) December 31, 2014

A photo posted by Amiyrah (@amiyrahm) onDec 12, 2014 at 9:10am PST

Look at those little piggies!

Come on Scarlett, you didn't lose that weight from breastfeeding. The grand performance that is celebrity motherhood. http://t.co/hi7oVP70TY — Elissa Strauss (@elissaavery) December 31, 2014

The Celebrity Breastfeeding Diet, scrutinized.

#HappyNewYear!! 1AM and toddler is still going strong! :P #motheroftheyear http://t.co/gnxdcZQNZ1 — Heather Tomoyasu (@USJapanFam) January 1, 2015

A photo posted by Heather Tomoyasu (@usjapanfam) onDec 12, 2014 at 10:10pm PST

Making it past midnight was always a goal of mine as a child—your son is already an overachiever!

"To be less grumpy!" and other #NewYears resolutions from kids. http://t.co/DrwmWSVXr8 #2015 #HappyNewYear — Mommy Nearest (@MommyNearest) January 1, 2015

These goals for 2015 are applicable to adults, too. Did your children make any resolutions?

Let the "you're a horrible parent" tweets begin: Why I secretly hope my kid won't be one of the "popular kids." http://t.co/0Uhgog7KR5 — Peter Shankman (@petershankman) January 2, 2015

"I want my daughter to actively want to take an interest in her friends. Ask questions. Ask how she can help. I want her to truly care about them, and ask how she can be involved in their lives for the better."

Today, the kids set an Olympic record for TV watching. They will not, however, be receiving a gold medal. — Ellen Seidman (@LoveThatMax) January 3, 2015

#winterbreakproblems

Oh the things kids say. 6-yr-old Jaylan: "The Harlem globies are better than the @NYKnicks… http://t.co/rttI1Szds7 — The MOMS (@themoms) January 3, 2015

Oh the things kids say. 6-yr-old Jaylan: "The @Harlem_Globetrotters are better than the @NYKnicks @MNTimberwolves and @Sixers". #lol #teamglobetrotters #welovethisgame #childhoodfav #albertadventures #NYC #imisscurly

A photo posted by The Moms (@themomsnetwork) onJan 1, 2015 at 10:32am PST

They must have enjoyed the game!

When did my almost 3 yr old go from crawling to saying "Captain Hook is sneaky!"? Stop growing up!! #parenting #timeflies #parents #kids — Lorne Jaffe (@RaisingSienna) January 4, 2015

There is no such place as Neverland where kids stay young forever.

My whole life on a ski lift! #Family #SkiDay #familytravel pic.twitter.com/FFjafGZu3d — Susan Pazera (@SusanPazera) January 3, 2015

I think this one needs a frame! Here's to 2015: may it be full of cute photos, life lessons, and family time! Join us on Tuesdays for more Top Tweets. In the meantime, follow us for practical parenting advice, local events in the NY Metro area, and exclusive deals and discounts. Join the conversation by tweeting at us, @NYMetroParents—maybe you’ll see your tweet here next week!